Vibrator Review

English: The glowing red neon sign spells out ... I've been living in NY for quite some time now.  This is my first vibrator review.  Anytime I wanted to get a new sex toy I'd just dip into one of the many sex shops open all hours of the day and night.  At an erotic poetry event that I had performed in recently I met Janine.  I mentioned to her that I was doing a show called Shades of Burlesque and Shades & Friends.  I also half jokingly mentioned that I'd love to review products for quality assurance purposes only, of course.  She will be selling her goodies at both shows AND I got a product to test out.  Ya know, because I care about the people that deeply ;-)

This is the first time I've had one delivered to my door via mail.  It was really nice to have a discretely packaged toy handed over to me.  I loved having that secret from the delivery person.  The toy I got was called the Heavenly Heart.  It is Water Proof people!  Fun, fun, fun!!!  I thought the heart design was really nice.  Let's be honest, not everyone wants a phallic looking toy.  The ten speed/pulse pattern options are a definite win in my book.  Sometimes, a lady likes to meander towards the road to the big O for a bigger, more intense pay off so to speak :-D.  It takes a double A battery which is easily found everywhere.  I've had vibes with watch batteries and that it not as convenient to replace quickly.  Ever had that awkward moment when the battery dies mid session?  No?  Only me.  Fine.  I hear tell there are even  rechargeable vibes out there.  Sounds like a great idea, right?

English: Two identical LR44 button cell alkali...

The only cons I can come up with is that the battery is not included.  I opened the box ready to do my *ahem* work and alas no starter battery was in there.  Luckily,  I had an extra double A battery on hand or I would have had to raid a remote control.  The other con is that I thought that some of the pulse patterns could use a bit more power.  However, that is a personal preference, isn't it?  It may be the perfect intensity for others.

Go check out the Toy Closet to find the Heavenly Heart vibe and more!

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As I mentioned earlier The Toy Closet will have tables of goodies on sale at Shades and Shades & Friends on Feb 15th & 16th at WOW Cafe Theater.  Get tickets in advance for $15/$20 at the door.  Showtime is 9pm for both nights.

ESSENCE REVEALED - Essence Revealed is first generation Bajan born & raised in Boston.  She got her BFA at NYU's Tisch School of the Arts and MA at NYU's Steinhardt School of Education.  Her writing has appeared places such as $pread Magazine, Corset Magazine, BurlesqueBible.com and 21st Century Burlesque.  She now performs & teaches nationally and internationally both solo and as a member of Brown Girls Burlesque.  Her favorite thing to do besides reading is to lay on the beach in Barbados to rest up for a night of calypso dancing.